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quickweaves:

Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english  

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hikergirl:

Peter Glazebrook is out of control.

Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))

Giant potato - 2010 (source)
Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)

this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him

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oldbookillustrations:

The plant’s awakening.
From Un autre monde (another world), written and illustrated by Jean-jacques Grandville, Paris, 1844.
(Source: archive.org.)

oldbookillustrations:

The plant’s awakening.

From Un autre monde (another world), written and illustrated by Jean-jacques Grandville, Paris, 1844.

(Source: archive.org.)

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secretcat:

doodlin goofy grim reapers

secretcat:

doodlin goofy grim reapers

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smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

(Source: ryanatwoodswifebeater, via enchanted-dystopia)

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1800hellnawl:

maggieportzline:

Uhhhh ummmm

baby done grew up!

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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Murkups rul lught tuder

Murkups rul lught tuder

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when @caroclay and i talk

  • friend: you hung out with him? so what happened?
  • *i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
  • friend: BITCH
  • me: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • friend: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • me: BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ace-of-knaves:

Rouge
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pretaportre:

Details, Balmain PFW Spring 2015

pretaportre:

Details, Balmain PFW Spring 2015