March 2012
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via sordinos)
kristenamblr:
I’m going to be fucking...
real-b-easy asked: I wish I could be friends with someone like you IRL. I feel like you like to make fun of stupid people just like I do. I'm in dire need of that.
bigbadblake asked: OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU POST OUR CONVERSATION THAT WAS PRIVATE I TRUSTED YOU!?!?
Anonymous asked: is that how most guys come off to you? that really fucking sucks and i understand why you're cynical about them. you deserve more respect than that.
Anonymous asked: was that an actual conversation? if so, two questions: where do you find these d-bags and how come he couldn't take a hint?
If you want me to talk dirty to you like I did to...
him: I never understood the term squeaky clean
me: haven't you ever cleaned something so well it squeaks?
him: ...........no........
him: does your vagina squeak
me: no mine is festering with yeast
just the way i like it
him: lololol
him: how was your shower
me: fine
boring
him: i am so tired
me: go to bed
him: make me
me: go
him: no
me: ok
me: hang on i need to clean out my yeast... i'm making a summer ale i'm really excited about
him: im gonna throw up
if you keep making those jokes
all i can smell is jack daniels
hahaha
me: yeah mine is more of a sourdough smell
like old sourdough that's been stuck above the oven for three weeks
him: i fucking hate you haha
me: so it's super moist and yeasty
him: if i ever meet you
i'm gonna walk up and smack you in the face
me: I am loving this conversation
him: just for this
because that is so gross
me: you lay a finger on me and see how far that goes
him: so if you think i want to hangout
him: youre really dumb
him: i'll just smack you across the face
lol
what are you going to do
me: good
him: call some huge douchebag to beat me up
idgaf
me: no why would i have someone else fight my fight
him: well are you made of kevlar hahaha
me: i'll just slide a finger up into my festering pussy and rub it under your nose
him: i hate you good night
me: nighty
Anonymous asked: don't call it a comeback. i've been here for years
Anonymous asked: the fire at the circus was in tents
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to take a drink and hits his front teeth with the glass.
pushinghoopswithsticks:
“If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.” -xvxavier
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There are so many other people out in the world...
UGH! I LOVE IT!
I am such a big fish in a small pond here in Lexington.
UGH IT’S THE WORST IT MAKES ME THINK I’M SO COOL WHEN I CAN BE SO MUCH BETTER.
I am sitting here REEEEEEEKING of body odor.
Went to see “The Artist” alone tonight. Sometimes, you just need a me night.
February 2012
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I would like to thank tumblr
for giving me weird body issues concerning my boobs. Thanks, Tumblr. Thank you for making me feel weird about my probably totally normal tits. FUCK YOU TUMBLR.
