Matthew Gray Gubler says his perfect woman: “must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”
he is beyond adorable.I MEET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS. PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU.
I mean, I’m totally down with these things. marry me
(via artisawayoflife)
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No seriously I am all of these things. Voluptuous? Yes. He doesn’t want a lesbian but doesn’t rule them out, either. I’m...
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I mean, I’m totally down with these things. marry me
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Oh. Okay. BE MINE.
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Never understood
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Girl, you shut your mouth, I sorta love this man. He’s wonderful.
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….so he’s a woman?
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And there we have it.
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I’M SORRY LADIES BUT THE POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED. GOOD DAY.
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