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Anonymous asked: was that an actual conversation? if so, two questions: where do you find these d-bags and how come he couldn't take a hint?

YES THIS WAS AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION.

See, my problem is sometimes I’m too nice. I also have fun talking to people so sometimes I get stuck with these fucktards. First of all they find me. He was some shit from my hometown with shitty snakebites and a horrendous personality. He was a complete dick to me yet when I was an asshole back (I was smart and witty.. oh to read the very few conversations we had) he loved it. It was like he wanted someone telling him how big of a cocksuck he was. 

I have a friend who is really fucked up (I mean the things we say to one another… there is no business. Oh, I love him.) and we usually say things like that back and forth.. so I decided to actually have a conversation with someone saying things like that just to see what would happen. 

IT’S TOO EASY